Returning to Hearts of Iron 2 after a long hiatus, I finally struck the motherlode and annexed the USA after months of trans-atlantic hide-and-seek. The forces of imperialism and racism refused to surrender, showing much more bravery and persistence than my top social researchers had credited them with, and after I captured all of mainland USA they moved their capital to their offshore imperial holdings: first some godforsaken place on the Atlantic coast of latin America, which of course I liberated; then Greenland, which is easy to invade because there is nowhere for US soldiers to hide; then their colonial possessions in Iceland. Getting to Iceland required that I declare war on Portugal and capture the Azores, sinking the Portuguese Atlantic fleet in the process. This was unfortunate, but ultimately my continental European campaign will be made easier by the availability of a second front – I am after all at war with Republican Spain, and a second leaping-off point for the invasion of Britain will be handy.
Once I had overrun Iceland the USA continued its flight, like Gaddafi or Hussein; they moved their capital step by step across the Aleutians and the Manchukuo 8th Division followed them, in concert with one of my more hardened units of marines; after the Aleutians had been entirely occupied they disappeared for a month or two, but I finally discovered them cowering on a slip of land in the Pacific called Tinian Island – right under my nose, in fact, because the neighbouring islands were garrisoned by my home guard. So, in went Manchukuo’s famous 8th, once again, and the final battle was joined. This was a battle of bureaucrats as much as anything else, because the US lacked soldiers, industry or equipment, and was hiding in what was essentially a coral atoll. The president himself, his family and the few retainers and functionaries of the surviving government of the USA were all that remained and, I’m sad to say, they fought to the last family member. Or so the grizzled veterans of the Manchukuo 8th told me. Only the most barbaric of peoples would force even primary-school aged children to fight! Such a shame they all had to die … though I hear there was rejoicing on the streets of America (or what’s left of them, in most cases) after 6 years of war were finally brought to an end.
So now I find myself facing off against China, who declared war on me 2 years ago and in the first heady stages of that war managed to seize huge amounts of territory from me – all of India, Burma, Nepal and Tibet, in fact. I hold them in a line from the border of Burma through Guangzhou and up to Qingdao, and also the northern areas around Beijing, but it’s been a desperate slog for both sides, as huge numbers of my soldiers have been tied up in the USA and getting them back can take months of reorganization. I’ve now started landing forces around Qingdao and western Thailand ready for the big counter-attack: my aim is to cut off huge chunks of the Chinese army at Tianjin in the North and Sittang in the south, and then destroy them, before pushing into the inland from Beijing and Guilin and working an encirclement the size of a continent.
In many ways China have been harder than the US, because they US focused its industry on naval and airforce units, and when I finally landed on the mainland they had very little infantry for me to roll up – in fact a good 3-6 month period of the war on the west coast was taken up with defeating a large Canadian land army. But the Chinese have an enormous land army, that is fielded in great clots of men – 100,000 here, 200,000 there, maybe a million in total camped around Beijing and Tianjin and constantly trying to break through that poor beleaguered city. Every victory is followed by a defeat, and battlezones like the plains south of Beijing or the karst landscapes of Guilin have seen our armies crossing and re-crossing the killing zones for months. The nature of the Chinese campaign, with so many soldiers, makes it very hard to conduct encirclement operations, because they have so many soldiers that they have an excellent defense in depth. I have to wait for them to push a salient towards the sea, then snap it off in counter-attacks that are costly in time and men. So far I think I’ve captured about 100,000 men (10-12 divisions) at the loss of 20,000 of mine, and I have the enemy teetering on the brink of collapse. I regularly devastate their industrial centres, and their capital is a smoking, radioactive hole – Chengdu and Chongqing have both been nuked, and thrice hit with conventional missile attacks, as have many of their industrial centres. I’ve captured Nanjing, Guangzhou and some of the mountain approaches to the South, and hope soon to overrun Guilin. I know that they’re unable to maintain reinforcements for their army, feed their populace and keep dissent under control without abandoning all other industrial tasks. I think soon they will lose the ability even to control dissent and reinforce their troops.
In anticipation of this, I’m now reorganizing my naval forces to start starving the British, with a naval blockade of Britain itself and a submarine force set to prowl the Caribbean. China is going to take another year to beat, and I’m going to need to leave a huge force there in readiness for any aggression by the Soviets, but I think in a year’s time I’ll be in a position to start attacking Western Europe. I hold the Azores and Iceland, so a simultaneous attack on Portugal and the UK is a distinct possibility. But first I’m going to clean up the UK’s Caribbean territories, to ensure there is no way they can stage counter-attacks on the US.
The big problem I’m having with this game is that the computer never surrenders. Even when I have reduced it to a rump of two provinces, with no military or industry, it still refuses to surrender. This drives me crazy, because it means I waste months trying to find and capture every single territory the enemy possesses, even coral atolls like Tinian. I even once tried starting the game from a saved game as my enemy, and suing for peace with myself, but the computer wouldn’t accept my generous offer. This makes the endgame of every war unrealistic and is going to be a particular pain in the arse with Britain – conquering Africa is sooooo tedious.
Other than that, though, I’m having a great time. The main question I have to put to my readers: what shall I call America? It’s clearly no longer the USA, so what should I call it?
August 28, 2011 at 5:48 am
Beikoku. I used to think 米国 meant “rice country”, which always made me puzzled (why would Asians think that the USA was a “rice country”?) but it turns out in Chinese it means “beautiful country” and is just phonetic, and the Japanese borrowed it.
I still like 仏国 for France, though, which technically means “Buddha country” but is, also, disappointingly, a phonetic choice. (And 英国, or “superb country” – who are they kidding?)
August 28, 2011 at 8:34 am
I was contemplating twisting that around and calling it the “Far Western Ricelands” or something, to give the impression that its future role will be as a natural resources supplier for the glorious Empire. I thought the “rice” suffix was supposed to denote the infinite bounty and wealth of the place?
As for 英国 (eikoku for those in the audience who can’t read kanji) … it’s an amusing choice. But maybe google’s chairman agrees with the Japanese of 100 years ago, that Britain was superb.
August 31, 2011 at 8:24 am
Ah, Heart of Iron 2! I’m glad you came back to this. So bizzare that it’s easier to take the US then China. I would have thought it would be a logistical nightmare.
August 31, 2011 at 9:11 am
It’s funny isn’t it? When I landed in the USA it was a barren wasteland nearly devoid of troops, and I experienced unchallenged superiority until I moved inland from Seattle and got ambushed by fucking Canadians. Hordes of the pasty bastards. It took me months to stomp them back, but when I landed I had assumed the opposite would apply – that I’d trample my way through Canada unopposed in order to outflank the huge hordes of Americans. In fact, there weren’t many Americans at all, and my expeditionary force mopped them up.
Additionally, America had mostly good supply systems, so my supply efficiency wasn’t stretched; China is a disaster in this regard, and movement takes forever. What this tends to mean is that your troops arrive in conquered territory exhausted and late, and immediately get hit by another reserve force (the Chinese have defence in depth like you wouldn’t believe). They don’t need to move, so they’re ready when you arrive. Hence the back-and-forth around provinces like Guilin. And the distances are, of course, huge, so strategies are hard to execute. You’re halfway through an envelopment and the composition of the pocket changes completely, or a new (massive) force appears on your own flank. Tricky stuff.
And finally, for some reason I don’t get, the Chinese are immune to nuclear attacks. Drop two nukes on the US and their dissent level spikes up to 20% or so, which hampers their troops and diverts resources to consumer goods. Not so the Chinese. They just shrug it off, rebuild their capital (Chongqing must really be a hell hole now that I’ve nuked it twice and conventionally bombed it three times!) and experience no change in dissent levels. It could be that this is a bug (this game occasionally is buggy; every couple of years it eats one of my transport fleets, bermuda-triangle-style). But it could be the particular government the Chinese are operating under.
Anyway, they’re tough bastards, and I may have to take a breather while I build up more divisions and flatten their industry more comprehensively.
September 1, 2011 at 9:14 am
Perhaps the computer decided that having a high ice-hockey capacity translates well into military capacity? I can’t think of anything else…although to be fair, the Canadians did field a pretty useful ground army in World War 2.
Or else it could be a bug.
As to the Chinese. Well, it always helps to have the numbers…. what Industry do they have in a 1940’s context?
September 1, 2011 at 11:39 pm
When I last peaked, the Chinese were developing “Great War Tank” and all their technology companies were level 2 or 3. Mine are between 5 and 8; Germany and the USA are between 8 and 10. But I really am struggling against the Chinese!
September 1, 2011 at 11:40 pm
I mean, “peeked” obviously. I haven’t “peaked” since about 2002.
August 2, 2013 at 1:00 am
Did you try pincers of Mountain Div’s. When i Invaded Nationalist China, i suceeded with a thrust of Mountain Corps West from Shaghai, which joined up with another which moved north from the Vietnam / Clique border. Cut off all of the southern Defenders. Then i just moved north two provinces , against the Communist Chinese (who i was not at war with. Then the Northern Nationalist Armies were cut off. It took me about 4 months , in 1937, at Normal Difficulty, (with a lot of Tac Bombers).
August 2, 2013 at 10:20 pm
Thanks for your comment, BabaOz. I think I did try mountain divisions, but they got repulsed – I think this might be because I did it in 1947 instead of 1937. Also, the sheer number of troops in China at this time means I have to be able to move fast to avoid being outflanked, and even mountain divs don’t move so fast in mountains. So, I’m moving to infrastructure destruction …
Did you win in the end?
January 16, 2014 at 11:47 pm
Japanese translational names don’t hold any literal meanings. They are all phonetic. a-BEI-rika, EI-geland, FUTSU-land, KA-nada.