Category: game reports

  • Having destroyed the goblin nest and learnt some disturbing facts our heroes traveled onward to Phandalin, where fame, glory – and ale – awaited them. In addition to delivering the supplies they were contractually obliged to deliver, they had also rescued a cargo from the goblins, which they hoped to gain a reward for delivering…

  • On the weekend I ran a one-off adventure set in Neolithic England, in the area around Stonehenge. I ran this after being inspired by my recent trip to the area. These ancient sites, and the lives of our stone age ancestors, are a complete mystery to us, which means they provide an excellent backdrop for…

  • Our heroes have successfully infiltrated the first half of the Cragmaw Hideout, and they now know that ahead of them lies a water trap of some kind, and a Bugbear leader. After they allowed cook Yelmick to leave they moved back down the tunnel they had entered by, passing the scree-scattered scarp they had hauled…

  • The party had a simple task – escorting a wagon of mining goods from Neverwinter to the small town of Phandelver. An easy job through peaceful vales for our four adventurers, who were: Mostly Simpson, A human Cleric of the Storm Tyge Trip, a half-elf Paladin Raymond d’Cantrus, a human wizard forced into adventuring after…

  • Keep slaughter in your heart. A life without it is like a sunlit garden where the flowers are blooming. – From The Epigrams of Warboss Wilde, Alvin Redmane The party were four in number: Aurak the Unborn, Lawful Evil Half-orc monk Nemeia, Chaotic Good Tiefling Witch Kaylee Sparklegem, Chaotic Neutral forest gnome rogue (NPC) Ufgram…

  • The fellowship was composed of five members: Tywyl Neidr, a hobbit and the sole survivor of the sacking of Rhosgobel Eisa the Axe, Dunlending, an Eye of Saruman and Neidr’s oldest adventuring companion Simir the Swan, a Wainrider from the East who sought the secret to his people’s troubles with the Shadow Mercy, a Barding…

  • I got plans for more than a wanted man All around this chaos and madness Can’t help feeling nothing more than sadness Only choice to face it the best I can When the war is over Got to start again Try to hold a trace of what it was Back then You and I we…

  • So to all you feelers and fumblers Waiting for the fireworks to start Do it now–blow it up yourself Unbutton the butcher in your heart And if I don’t come home before midnight And I can’t find the keyhole in the dark You’ll know, you’ll know that I’ve been tempted You’ll know, you’ll know we’re…

  • And she will come from India with a love in her eyes That say oh how my dark star will rise In rented gear two thousand years we waited for a man But with a whispered plea she’d die for us all tonight. And she will come from India with a gun at her side,…

  • Oh when there’s no future How can there be sin We’re the flowers In the dustbin We’re the poison In your human machine We’re the future Your future God save the queen We mean it man There’s no future No future No future No future for you   The Ark’s heroes have returned from pacifying…